Urinal Etiquette

• Refrain from whistling "The Man I love" while peeing.
•  Avoid the temptation of saying:  "Nice wrist watch you got there."
•  If you must fart, don't make it a long-winded affair.
• On those rare occasions when you have to use the little boy's urinal, do not get on your knees.
• Should you sense the guy next to you is piss shy, never comment: "It's all in your head."
• Be courteous when people are standing behind you.  Shake that "thang" no more than 3 times.
• Don't hog the hot air dryer trying to dry those last drops on your pants.  Hide your little puddle with a highly regarded newspaper or a nice cashmere topcoat.