What happens when you elect a 34-times indicted and convicted on 34 felonies mental midget rapist racist conman (twice!) to be “Leader of the Free World?” Well, in 13 months time BAM you are no longer the leader. That is what just happened in Munich. I am sick to my stomach that my own FAMILY wanted this. I come from a military family. My grandfather, dad, two brothers and me - all served. Fucking hell, there is no reaching these MAGA cult members.
Alright mates, this is a long one, but I promise it's worth your time, so buckle the fuck up because this is absolutely fucking beautiful.
Germany's new Chancellor Friedrich Merz just stood up at the Munich Security Conference and basically told Trump to go fuck himself with a brick - diplomatically, but unmistakably.
Here's the full story, and I'm going to eviscerate that orange fucking colostomy bag when we get to it.
The Munich Security Conference is where the world's top security leaders gather every year. It's been the backbone of transatlantic relations since 1963. Last year, JD Vance showed up and spent his time lecturing Europeans about free speech and immigration like some kind of fucking MAGA missionary. It was a disaster that set the tone for the entire year of Trump's second term treating allies like shit.
This year, Merz opened the conference and didn't fuck around. Here's what he said:
1. The world order is dead: "This order, as flawed as it has been even in its heyday, no longer exists." Not "under threat" - DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST. Past tense. Done. Trump killed it.
2. America can't do this alone: Switching to English to make sure the Americans heard him clearly - "In the era of great power rivalry, even the United States will not be powerful enough to go it alone. Being a part of NATO is not only Europe's competitive advantage. It's also the United States' competitive advantage."
3. Europe is building its own nuclear deterrent: Merz revealed he's in confidential talks with France's Macron to join their nuclear program. This is MASSIVE. For 80 years, Europe has relied on America's nuclear umbrella. Now they're building their own because they can't trust Trump not to abandon them.
4. Direct rejection of MAGA bullshit: "The culture war of the MAGA movement is not ours. We do not believe in tariffs and protectionism, but in free trade. We stick to climate agreements and the World Health Organization."
5. Called out the divide: "A deep divide has opened between Europe and the United States. Vice President JD Vance said this very openly here at the Munich Security Conference a year ago, and he was right."
THE CONTEXT THAT MAKES THIS BEAUTIFUL:
This didn't come out of nowhere. Since Trump's second term started:
- He threatened to ANNEX GREENLAND from Denmark (a NATO ally!)
- He imposed tariffs on European allies
- He pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement (again)
- He pulled out of the WHO (again)
- He threatened military action in Latin America
- His National Security Strategy literally said "the days of the United States propping up the entire world order like Atlas are over"
AMERICA'S PATHETIC RESPONSE:
Now here's where it gets fucking hilarious. The U.S. sent Mike Waltz (UN Ambassador) to respond. His big move? He handed out "MUNGA" hats. "Make the UN Great Again." I'm not fucking joking. While Germany is announcing they're building nuclear weapons because they can't trust America anymore, Trump's emissary is handing out fucking novelty hats.
Waltz claimed that "more Americans are dying from drugs from Latin America than in wars" (which is why Trump is focusing on the Western Hemisphere instead of Europe), and that "NATO and the UN are stronger because of Trump."
Meanwhile, EU foreign policy chief Kaja Kallas had to remind him: "When America goes to wars, a lot of us go with you, and we lose our people on the way. You also need us."
When asked about the conference as he left the White House, Trump said - and I fucking quote - he has "a strong relationship with NATO leaders" and claimed NATO defense spending was at 5% because of him (it's not - the actual target is 2% with a new goal of raising it to 3.5% by 2035).
That's it. That's all he fucking said. His Chancellor-level counterpart just announced Germany is going nuclear independent and Trump's response is "we have a strong relationship." It's like watching someone's wife file for divorce and the husband saying "we're very happy together."
NOW LET ME EVISCERATE THIS WALKING COLOSTOMY BAG:
Donald Trump, you fucking moron. You absolute fucking simpleton. You've managed to accomplish in 13 months what Putin couldn't do in 30 years - you've broken NATO.
For 80 fucking years - EIGHT DECADES - the United States led the most successful military and economic alliance in human history. We won World War II together. We stood together through the Cold War. We built the richest, most peaceful era in European history. The whole fucking point of NATO was "an attack on one is an attack on all" - it was about COLLECTIVE SECURITY.
And this brain-dead fucking carnival barker decided that transactional bullshit and threatening allies was better than the system that made America the most powerful country on Earth.
You want to know what "America First" actually means? It means "America Alone." And guess what happens when you're alone, you fucking dipshit? You're WEAKER.
Germany - GERMANY, the country that wasn't even allowed to have a military after WWII - is now building nuclear weapons because they can't trust the United States. France, Britain, Germany are forming their own defense alliance. They're creating their own nuclear umbrella. They're preparing to defend themselves without America.
Do you know what that means for American power? It means you lose:
- Forward military bases across Europe
- Intelligence sharing with dozens of allies
- The ability to project power globally
- Economic leverage over the world's largest trading bloc
- The moral authority that came from leading the free world
And for what? So you could fucking peacock around about "tariffs" and "America First" while China and Russia high-five each other watching the Western alliance crumble?
Here's what this fucking moron doesn't understand: NATO isn't charity. It's the foundation of American economic and military dominance. Every dollar we "spend" on NATO returns ten dollars in:
- Access to European markets
- Intelligence cooperation
- Shared military R&D
- Forward deployment capabilities
- A united front against adversaries
But Trump sees it like a fucking protection racket. "Pay up or we won't defend you." Well guess what, you orange fucking idiot? They're calling your bluff. They're building their own military. They're creating their own nuclear deterrent. And when they don't need American protection anymore, they don't need American influence either.
THE IRONY THAT WOULD BE FUNNY IF IT WASN'T TERRIFYING:
The Munich Security Conference's theme this year was "A World Under Destruction." Merz said even that wasn't harsh enough - the world order doesn't exist anymore. It's already gone.
And who destroyed it? The country that built it. The United States, under this fucking halfwit, dismantled 80 years of American global leadership because he's too fucking stupid to understand that alliances aren't transactions - they're force multipliers.
You know who's celebrating this? Putin and Xi. They're probably popping champagne watching America's allies build nuclear weapons because they can't trust you. China doesn't have to DO anything to replace American leadership - you're just voluntarily giving it up so Trump can feel like a big man.
THE GEOPOLITICAL CONSEQUENCES:
When Germany has its own nukes and doesn't need American protection:
- Why would they follow American sanctions on China?
- Why would they support American military actions?
- Why would they align their economic policy with Washington?
- Why would they share intelligence?
They wouldn't. You lose all that leverage. All that power. All that influence.
And it gets worse. With a European nuclear deterrent:
- Russia becomes even more paranoid and aggressive
- Nuclear proliferation accelerates
- The risk of miscalculation skyrockets
- American influence in European affairs plummets
THE DOMESTIC POLITICAL REALITY:
Here's the part that really fucks me off: Trump's base will CHEER this. They'll see "Europe building their own military" as a win. "Finally they're paying their fair share!" they'll crow, completely missing that they just lost the most valuable alliance in human history.
It's like bragging you got your roommate to finally pay rent after you burned down the fucking house.
Friedrich Merz stood in front of the world and announced that Europe can no longer trust America. They're building their own military. Their own nuclear weapons. Their own alliance structure.
And Trump's response was to send a guy with novelty hats.
This is what American decline looks like. Not because you lost a war. Not because your economy collapsed. But because you elected a fucking moron who's too stupid to understand that American power isn't about military might alone - it's about alliances, influence, and leadership.
And that walking colostomy bag just flushed it all down the toilet because he can't see past his own fucking ego.
Europe is done waiting for America to be reliable. They're moving on. And when they do, the American Century is over.
All because 74 million fucking idiots voted for a conman who thinks "Art of the Deal" is foreign policy.