Drove old housemate to his proctologist (the equivalent for men of a gynocologist) the other day. I enjoy going just to watch the dread spread across his face of the intimate 'probing' to come and then watch him squirm and wriggle on the way home due to the lingering effects of the poking and the discomfort of that wet gooey feeling of stickiness that KY-Jelly is noted for. Yessiree, it's an honor to present an "Attaboy" award to the weaker sex once in a while.