Geologists have sounded the alarm on mysterious underground heat rising along the East Coast in the direction of Delco.

Deep beneath New England, scientists have discovered a massive pocket of super heated rock slowly pushing its way upward through the Earth’s mantle, and it’s heading south. This isn’t your average rock formation… it’s hotter than anything around it, and it’s on the move. The underground force is creeping in our direction, inch by inch, like a lava lamp in slow motion.

The hottest zone is currently under Vermont, New Hampshire, and Massachusetts, but traces of the heat are already spreading toward New York and New Jersey. If it keeps moving south, it will be coming right for Delco. We could eventually find ourselves sitting above a geological hot seat.

Scientists claim there’s nothing to worry about… but then why have there been so many earthquakes happening near Delco in the last couple of weeks???