Hey human… it’s me, your friendly ceiling spider!

Before you scream or grab a shoe, give me just one minute…

I’m not dangerous.

No, really. I’m a cellar spider — one of the most common house spiders around. I don’t bite people, I don’t spread diseases, and I definitely don’t want to crawl into your bed. (That’s a myth… I promise.)

So why am I hanging out in your home?

Because your place is cozy… AND full of delicious little pests.

Mosquitoes, flies, moths? I eat them all while you sleep.

I’m basically your chemical-free pest control service — quiet, tidy, and highly effective.

I spin a little web in the corner, do my job, and disappear. No drama.

I don’t want to bother you. I just want to live.

So next time you see me up there, maybe skip the stomp?

You can always gently relocate me outside — no hard feelings.

Thanks for your patience.

With love, from your misunderstood eight-legged roommate.

 

Hey roommate, we have an understanding and a deal as long as you are amenable to moving to the shed in back. The 'pests' from the gardens are more plentiful and in truth, I sincerely believe you will love the solitude and freedom from mishap. Hop on this dust mop, and I will move you to your new abode, no rent charged as long as you are on pest patrol you have a guarantee of a safe and pleasant lifelong residency. Nice to meet you, and have a pleasant, peaceful tenancy.