There comes a time in every persons life when you are required to man the hell up.  A time where you need to stare the devil in the eyes and casually ask "is that all you got?"  As he drags you through the seven gates of hell.  A time to say "fuck the heliocentric model of the solar system, the universe in fact revolves around my Andromeda sized titanium nutsies."  For me, that moment was today as I discovered there was a spider in my helmet at 90mph.