Old housemate got one of these full-body spandex suits once, years ago. He thought it would be funny. But it was horrible. It went all the way up his asscrack and formed an incredibly detailed contour around his genitals. He started sweating immediately and felt like being trapped in a wet balloon. He looked like a fat wet balloon and everyone could see his hog. I don’t know how humanity made it through the 1980s.