White man can dance

         He was meddling too much in eternal life.

Probably better to have him inside the tent pissin' out than outside pissin' in.

I've told you a hundred times Bernie, that's not funny!

It's a tad worse than stubbing one's toe and a little more disgusting than upchucking.

Guaranteed to cure stuttering.  Two known side effects, one long loud hysterical scream and a change of underwear.
(Another Vikki find)

There ain't no settling the point of precedency between tuna and mackerel !
(Found by Vikki)