Animal husbandry is a way of positively guaranteeing that both food and love will be amateur and mediocre, which means unthreatening and therefore desirable.
A grump usually escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
"Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others worthy services".
-Raunch Bitch
"The murals in restaurants are on par with the food museum which is on par with the fork, an instrument used chiefly for putting dead animals into the mouth".
-Betty Burp
(Bureau of Vital statistics, Jacksonville, Florida)
"We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe." -So Sez Me
