She lacks the serene confidence that she is a full blown man thus compensates by wearing false hair on her chest.

"[Grizzly bears] are schizophrenic, manic-depressive animals.  I don't want them at all here in Texas.  I intend to shoot'em on sight".

Practical hands-on advice from one who's been around, knows the score, which end is up and what's what about the business of being a Space Noogie.  Hint, the world used to be flat -and crooked so never give an earthling an even break.

            I pray thee, send me back my heart if 
         I cannot have thine.
                                   -Sir John Suckling

(It's in the mail.)