I have been known to pass an average of 34 emissions of flatus a day.  If I add a liter of milk to my diet, I can increase anal shouts by 90%.  If I drink nothing but milk for 2 days I can up the ante to 143 times per day.  If I add raisins, bananas, prune juice, citrus fruits, onions and beans.  I can kill you with one whiff.