Thursday, March 5, 2026
Kirsten Yates-Konzen
In all likelihood even his wife and children — members of a sociopathic family who are incapable of normal human emotion, and for whom all relationships are strictly transactional — secretly look forward to being rid of him. After all, Daddy’s money will be even better without Daddy clinging to it. Trump’s supporters, cronies, and stooges claim to love and admire him, but in reality he is nothing more than a vehicle for their own petty grievances, hate, and corruption; and once he is gone — if not before — they will quickly move on.
We all sympathize with the good people in our lives — parents, grandparents, uncles and aunts — as they grow older and closer to death. We treasure each moment with them, and try to make the end of life as happy and comfortable for them as we can. No such sympathy is possible, however, for so vile a creature as Donald Trump. No sympathy, as his brain increasingly turns into mush and his speech increasingly turns into gibberish. No sympathy, as he approaches the end of life angry and unhappy and unloved, even by his own family. No sympathy, as his face droops and sags. No sympathy, as he falls asleep in televised meetings at the White House. No sympathy, as he loses control of his bowels. No sympathy, as each day becomes more miserable than the day before. No sympathy, as Death comes for the most despised man in America.
Then one fine day we will open the news and learn that he is finally gone, forever. One fine day, we can begin life anew in a world without Donald Trump. One fine day, Donald Trump will get the end of life that he deserves, and will then take the place of abject disgrace in history that he deserves.
Wednesday, March 4, 2026
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THE THAAD TWO-STEP — America Is Running Around the Middle East Like a Man with Diarrhea at a Wedding, Desperately Trying to Find a Clean Toilet While His Pants Are Already on Fire
In which the Pentagon discovers that rushing $2.2 billion worth of missile defenses to a region where every single base is either burning or targeted is not, in fact, a winning strategy, and the only thing moving faster than Iranian missiles is the US military's ability to embarrass itself
BREAKING: The Pentagon has ordered two additional THAAD batteries rushed to the Middle East. The only problem? Nobody knows where to put them.
Let's paint a picture. The United States military—the most powerful fighting force in human history—is currently running around the Middle East like a man with explosive diarrhea at a crowded wedding. Pants around ankles. Sweat on forehead. Desperately searching for a clean toilet.
And every toilet they find is either on fire, occupied by Iranians, or currently serving as a target practice for Shahed drones.
THE THAAD SITUATION: NOW WITH MORE DESPERATION
Two THAAD systems have already been destroyed. $2.2 billion worth of "unbeatable" missile defense. Scrap metal. Rubble. Memories.
The US response? Rush two more.
Because nothing says "we learned our lesson" like doing the exact same thing again and hoping for a different result.
THE "WHERE TO PUT THEM" PROBLEM
Here's the hilarious part of this entire debacle: the US has to find somewhere to put these new THAAD batteries.
Let's review the available real estate:
Qatar: Al-Udeid Air Base—hit. The $1.1 billion radar? Rubble. The runways? Damaged. The air defenses? Exhausted. But sure, let's put another THAAD there. What could go wrong?
Kuwait: Camp Arifjan, Ali Al Salem, multiple bases—hit. American planes shot down. Soldiers hiding in hotels. The Kuwaitis are reportedly "reluctant" to host additional systems after their own facilities were targeted.
UAE: Al Dhafra Air Base—hit. Jebel Ali Port—hit. The glittering skyline? Smoking. The Emiratis are publicly distancing themselves from the war. They're not exactly rolling out the welcome mat.
Bahrain: Fifth Fleet headquarters—destroyed. Five hundred American soldiers killed in a single attack. The new THAAD would have to be placed... where exactly? In the rubble? On top of the bodies?
Saudi Arabia: Ras Tanura refinery—burning. Aramco's cash register—on fire. The Saudis are evacuating non-emergency personnel. They're not exactly hosting housewarming parties.
Oman: Port of Duqm—hit. Neutrality? Not a shield.
Every single base in the region is either:
· Actively on fire
· Recently hit by missiles
· Currently being targeted
· Hosting soldiers who are hiding in hotels
· Run by allies who are publicly distancing themselves
And the Pentagon wants to put MORE expensive equipment there.
THE RUNNING STOMACH ANALOGY
Let's extend this metaphor because it's too perfect.
The US is that wedding guest who ate the bad shrimp. The stomach is rumbling. The sweat is forming. The panic is rising.
They run to the first bathroom—occupied. Iran is in there.
They run to the second—the door is locked. The Houthis have the key.
They run to the third—the toilet is on fire. Literally burning. Because a drone just hit it.
They run to the fourth—there's a sign that says "OUT OF ORDER: ALLIES DISTANCING THEMSELVES."
Meanwhile, the diarrhea is imminent. The pants are already damp. The wedding guests are staring.
THE SHART THEY CREATED
The post mentions "the shart they just created in the Middle East."
Let's be honest about what happened here. The US and Israel started a war. They assassinated a leader. They killed 165 schoolgirls. They bombed 153 cities.
And now they're running around with soiled underwear, trying to clean up a mess that keeps getting messier.
The shart has happened. The stain is spreading. And no amount of THAAD batteries can undo what's already been released.
THE "PULLING FROM SOUTH KOREA" OPTION
Here's the part that makes this truly hilarious. The US is reportedly considering pulling THAAD batteries from South Korea to replace the ones destroyed in the Middle East.
Let that sink in. They're going to leave Seoul potentially exposed to North Korean threats—all because they started a stupid war in the Middle East that they're losing.
The precedent exists. In June 2025, the US withdrew three Patriot batteries from Korea to the Middle East. Now they're thinking of doing it again.
South Korea must be thrilled. "Thanks for the protection, America. Oh, you're taking it away because you got your toys broken in a war we had nothing to do with? Great ally. Really solid."
THE INTERCEPTOR MATH THAT HURTS
Let's revisit the numbers:
· THAAD interceptors fired in June 2025: 150
· THAAD interceptors ordered since 2010: fewer than 650
· THAAD interceptors remaining: you do the math
And that's just THAAD. The US also fired hundreds of Standard Missile-3 and Standard Missile-6 interceptors from naval vessels during that 12-day war.
The stockpiles are not infinite. They were never designed to fight a prolonged war against a nation with 80,000 drones and 400 new ones every day.
THE ALLIES ARE RUNNING
While the US rushes around looking for somewhere to put its THAAD batteries, its allies are doing the opposite:
Spain: Refused base access. Threatened with trade war. Didn't cave.
France: Called the strikes illegal. Deployed a carrier to "watch."
UK: Limited participation to "defensive purposes only."
Gulf states: Publicly distancing themselves. "This is not our war."
The wedding guests are leaving. The bathroom is still on fire. The pants are getting worse.
THE PUNCHLINE
The joke is that anyone thought rushing more THAAD to the region would solve anything. The joke is that anyone believes the same systems that just got destroyed will somehow survive this time. The joke is that anyone still thinks the empire can win when it's running around with soiled underwear, desperately searching for a clean toilet.
The punchline is being delivered in every empty interceptor canister, every destroyed THAAD system, every burning base, every hiding soldier.
The US is running mad. The diarrhea is imminent. The shart has happened. The stain is spreading.
And the only thing moving faster than Iranian missiles is the American military's ability to embarrass itself on the global stage.
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