"We don't all tote guns and chew tobacco"

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility, I suffer more of one and less of the other.

I have never heard a single person ever say they loved the smell  of a toe, any toe, oh, yeah, I forgot the foot fetish persons, they like'em, lick'em too. 

In the land of nubbins and pickles lived the lovely princess poke-n-relish-this.  Chains optional.

And....In India, rather than use toilet paper, it is typical to simply wipe your butt-hole by using your left hand.  Imagine the pleasure of sniffing your stinky paw all day to commemorate your daily doody.

                 Prince charming by ladyskorpia

                              "I found him.
                         I found my soulmate.
         Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”