Prince charming by ladyskorpia

                              "I found him.
                         I found my soulmate.
         Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”

             Never underestimate the power of tits.

You are insane you little shit.  Your mother had you tested.  You're positive.

The fact is single women can't fart.  They don't have an asshole till they marry.

Sometimes I just want to throw back my head and just gargle and gargle till I spit!

I suffer occasional spleen-venting fits when I prance around in my stilettos.  Otherwise, I'm rarely homicidal.

Farts are evil spirits that haunt those nearest to us.  I've personally been summoned to git'cha!