save yourself!  Save yourself!

     Bleat, bleat, another  pubic hair dwarf run amok.

                       The dangers of hand jobs.

He was dee-licious!  I'm going to need a bicarbonate of soda.  What I get when I gobble.

             Life ain't nuthin' but a  bag of toenails.

       Oh, Gawd!  Somebody farted...and it wasn't me.

I'm going commando on you dearie, that means I'm not wearing my undies.