Male chicken possess only a rudimentary phallic nub, which they use to pump their sperm into females using a ‘cloacal kiss’. The cloaca is the posterior opening which birds use for both excretion and reproduction. The rooster presses his cloaca against the female’s and squirts his sperm inside; on the other end of the penis spectrum, ducks have very long and elaborate penises, which measure about half of their body lengths.

Aurora and Venus were found hiding in an attic in Philadelphia. They are sisters who are the beauty queens of the zombie world.  They are both higher functioning zombies often posing as horror movie stars in order to lure more victims to where zombies tend to hang out like local malls, the graveyard across from the movie theater and bowling alleys.

An enema under the influence of Ecstasy would probably feel much like this looks.