His father spent the last year of his life throwing rocks at the stork.
If you live long enough, you too will look like a gargoyle.
Monday, June 24, 2013
What doesn't kill you usually results in a severe migraine.
May your rectum scream in much confusion and be cursed with a dysfunctional colon resulting in terminal constipation suffering the abusive intrusion of the flying fickle finger of probing proctology interns.
