There was a young fellow named Bliss
Whose sex life was strangely amiss,
For even with Venus
His recalcitrant penis
would never do better than
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           Instant Karma - Avoid unnecessary pain

 A Vikki witticism.

The best way to look at sex is that it is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.

Entrapment and abduction with the intent to commit first degree homicide with the intention of feasting on the victim leaving no proof the crime was ever committed.

Vikki sez a "civil servant" is semantically equal to "civil master."  And so it is.