MAGA is fighting an enemy that doesn't exist...

This morning, I awoke to a right-wing rant on my wall about the liberal poor and the liberal elites. Notedly absent from hairless Captain Caveman's theories were the estimates 62% of Democrats in the upper middle class.

I'm told every day by bald man wearing sunglasses standing next to motorcycle to "cut my hair, get a job, and stop sponging off the government." I see comments all over Facebook from the night shift supervisor at the local turd factory, saying, "We're the one's paying for everything,"

I see some moron flailing his arms, wildly screaming that the entire city of San Francisco looks like the Tenderloin, or all of LA looks like Skid Row, or even the President calling Portland "war torn" as there's a hip, artsy farmers market peacefully existing.

Then, obviously, if this page has taught us anything, nothing outrages these emotionally stunted, amped up crap-throwing, zoo monkeys more than giving them facts. Don't do that, no matter what you do because according to them--even though they could leave their economically crumbling town for the first time in their lives and see for themselves--everything I said is ALL LIES (paid for by George Soros).

Either I'm living in squalor or I'm funded by billionaire. No one knows, not even me.

They look at their paycheck, all $49 of it, and see the $1.49 that came out in taxes, and say, "Them Jewosexuals what are in that Commieformia done took all my money and done gave it to the blacks and the Mexicans for Nutty Bars."

As Mr. MAGA sits there angrily eating a literal rock rubbed in Montreal Steak seasoning for dinner, he doesn't consider it was a bad choice to drop out of high school to become a cough syrup and airplane glue dealer, that skipping college opting for high front end wages of the trades wasn't the best long term financial choice--sure it was a great until he had 11 kids.

My observations on all of this don't come from what I read on the internet. I've traveled this country for 14 years. I've seen the state of small to medium towns all over America, the backwards mindset, met the "town lesbian" who the locals all go out of their way to say, "Here's our local gay and I am totally cool with that."

Why bomb Methlab, Kentucky? It would only look nicer.

They think I woke up in California this morning, got robbed by a homeless man, took my non-binary kid who uses a litter box to school, so the teacher could indoctrinate them with "ejicashin" and then cut of their genitals. Then they're angry as hell about it and they're gonna vote to stop it even though it's not even happening in the first place.

There was no better example of MAGA idiocy than the moment the kirkroaches went from, "you're all unemployed" to getting everyone fired from their jobs. You can't make it make sense.

They're all fighting a monster that lives in their minds, a Joe Biden who is solely responsible for 9% inflation even though he is not the chairman of the fed, didn't invade Ukraine, and UK experienced 11% inflation at the exact same moment. Nope, it's all the "DUM O CRAT BIBEN FALT."

Then, when all else fails, when they can't defend anything they say, they pull out the trans card, "Oh yeah, you don't even know what a woman is!" I'm assuming they gathered this from the fact that I have two kids and three grandkids.

Old Ronny John Quixote is out seeking windmills again, but don't say windmills because like clockwork, they'll suddenly start caring about the health and safety of birds (birds aren't real), and shout drill baby drill.

That's right honkeytrons, drill... a hole in my head and scrape out my frontal lobe because West By God Viriginia, none of my high fangled book learning means anything when you show up.

So why bother?

I have no idea. I don't even know why I am typing at anymore, other than just to keep my fingers in shape so I don't get a sprain while I'm signing up for all them there entitlements what they work 22 hours a day to pay for.

Maybe I need to join them.

GET A JOB LIBRELS

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