Grandma took a bath every year, whether she needed it or not.

Life is a jest, and all things show it; I thought so once and now I know it.

     De mortuis nil nisi bunkum.  (He's dead.  Good.)

 
Don't know much about philately, but I know what I lick.

               A fragment of his own auto eroticism.

            Sometimes I'm such an evil old queen.