In the land of nubbins and pickles lived the lovely princess poke-n-relish-this.  Chains optional.

And....In India, rather than use toilet paper, it is typical to simply wipe your butt-hole by using your left hand.  Imagine the pleasure of sniffing your stinky paw all day to commemorate your daily doody.

                 Prince charming by ladyskorpia

                              "I found him.
                         I found my soulmate.
         Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”

             Never underestimate the power of tits.

You are insane you little shit.  Your mother had you tested.  You're positive.

The fact is single women can't fart.  They don't have an asshole till they marry.

Sometimes I just want to throw back my head and just gargle and gargle till I spit!