Monday, August 12, 2013

Cannibalism, like the Junior League, is more than a lifestyle, it's a way of life.  As Hannibal Lecter would say, in an uncivilized age, there is nothing more civilized than having a few friends for dinner.


   M'ONNA GETCHA CHUCKIE!  M'ONNA GETCHA!
YA PEANUT HEADED SUCKER-FOOL!  YA UGLY KNUCKLE BUTTED DOG FACE PANTY-WAD!  TAKE ME ON!  YOU THINK I'M PLAYIN'?
  My biggest concern is head lice.  I'm feeling  electrocuted with shame.
"This is pointless, Where's this gonna get us"?  The demon said. "Eat me," she said.  No point in expounding on what happened next is there?