Only Pussy Pop

 can ring my bells!

Lemme' show ya' the real thang!

 There pussless, top this!

I had a colonic irrigation in this clinic because I just cannot do anything meaningful for myself including taking a shit.

Universally, sex is the liquid center of the great Newberry Fruit of friendship.

Underwear is such an emotional thing.

        Gorzilla by Saaderin
Take care of the cojones and the frijoles will take care of themselves.  Try to have getaway money-but don't be fanatic about it.

Never!  Piss a little man off.  He'll kill you for it.