Sunday, May 12, 2013


Foxy haute couture is often accentuated with a human faux skin though considered gauche to spread the human tail skin to prove there is no difference between 'faux' and 'fore' skins it is after all turn about being fair play.
An Earth zombie's "magic" is a space zombie's engineering.  "Supernatural" is a null word.  A competent and self-confident space zombie is incapable of jealousy in anything.  Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.  You live and learn.  Or you don't live long.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Zombies drool.  Zombies smell very bad.  Zombies are notorious for bad hair do's.  Zombies are self-centered and violent.  Trust me, when I tell you a zombie is one of the worse things you will ever encounter.  A zombie does not stagger or crawl but moves slowly because it's muscles and tendons are rotted away and attempts at quick locomotion would cause a zombie to come apart entirely.  The smallest actions often require supreme effort.  A zombie lurching awkwardly toward its target is tantamount to a person with a severe disability.  If a zombie is legless , it crawls like a nightmarish inchworm.  You must disarm the zombie.  Especially if he has a samurai sword or a nail gun.  Those things hurt  something awful.