Well look at it this way concerning the space program.  Your tax dollar is guaranteed to go to infinity and beyond.

I have been known to pass an average of 34 emissions of flatus a day.  If I add a liter of milk to my diet, I can increase anal shouts by 90%.  If I drink nothing but milk for 2 days I can up the ante to 143 times per day.  If I add raisins, bananas, prune juice, citrus fruits, onions and beans.  I can kill you with one whiff.

 Always garnish and use condiments to protect your taste buds from the moral equivalent of unprotected oral assault of the unknown.  The taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of the tongue and not at the back of the throat which is primarily used for the function of swallowing.
Bon Appetite!

I leave you to your quiet enjoyment of scenes that might give rise to the rousing request:  Go froth and mortify!