Well look at it this way concerning the space program.  Your tax dollar is guaranteed to go to infinity and beyond.

I have been known to pass an average of 34 emissions of flatus a day.  If I add a liter of milk to my diet, I can increase anal shouts by 90%.  If I drink nothing but milk for 2 days I can up the ante to 143 times per day.  If I add raisins, bananas, prune juice, citrus fruits, onions and beans.  I can kill you with one whiff.

 Always garnish and use condiments to protect your taste buds from the moral equivalent of unprotected oral assault of the unknown.  The taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of the tongue and not at the back of the throat which is primarily used for the function of swallowing.
Bon Appetite!

I leave you to your quiet enjoyment of scenes that might give rise to the rousing request:  Go froth and mortify! 

Let's suppose someone wants to kill you.  Face to face.  Perhaps it's just a crazed assassin with free time on his hands and is determined  that you will die for practice and to keep him at the top of his game.  You, on the other hand should be just as determined to live.  Give him a kick to his vitals, never mind that you were told kicking was for girls, you need to grab his gun then you aim and shoot his dick right the hell off.  You win.