Sunday, February 10, 2013

                               Curses, Curses
May your soul be forever tormented by fire and your bones feasted upon by a concordant of tape worms till all the marrow is dung and your bones dry and brittle.
The uncertain and frenetic nature of modern life has led to the increasing popularity of mild bondage.  When you're tied to the cart, at least you know where you're going to be for the next couple of hours.
                            WWII 1942...

Saturday, February 9, 2013

It will be a moving experience, gushing with pleasure with the feeling of immediate relief.  It's like a spiritual enema leaving one empty of all sins and feeling "born again" while suffering an introspective pornographic moment.  Sort of a "Devil made me do it excuse".
Given the opportunity, we can show Ted Nugent's colon who's boss.
LaVendar Hankey meets a man, sucks the life out of him then throws away the pulp.
T. Fud Pucker Tucker's twisted habit of tormenting retired ladies came to a sad end one morning  when he chanced to anger a psychotic ex-employee of Rectol labs, who subsequently introduced his rectum to the intimate acquaintance of a medium-sized stainless steel rotating cleaver.  R.I.P.