This will ultimately result in nipple discharge followed by testicular inflammation, experienced by two minutes of gooey near-satisfaction while wrapped in clingfilm, and experiencing damp emissions, and ammoniac smells with each stroke of the lash. 

       My public service is done for the day!

 

               In memory of when I cared...

 Rudy, having discovered his 'free spirit,' has confessed himself to be a lesbian. 

 The uncertainty, and frenetic nature of modern life has led to the increasing popularity of mild bondage. When you're tied to the cart, at least you know where you're going to be for the next few hours.