Psychopathic men of all men, are the ones you never turn your back on.

There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by a blowtorch.

               Does Christmas annoy you Frosty?

Peter Putrid is not quite a human being—but then, who is?

Technological progress is like an ax in the hands of a pathological criminal.

Electronic Christmas trees is a queer thing.  It brings great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the face with the other.