Of all the Christbitten places in the two hemispheres, this is the last curly kink in the pig's tail.

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Progress celebrates Pyrric victories over nature and makes purses out of human skin instead of reptiles.

                   So....It's that time of year again.

                 Forgot to wax my chest again.

How to wipe that look off the face of an annoying pest.