Holidays is a nightmare accompanied by a bucket of ashes with the only satisfaction coming from having survived it.

Which fairy tale do you want?  Snow White, Rumpstiltskin, Hamster Huey and the goofy Kablooey?

I love children. Fried, boiled or baked, it's all the same to me.

    "We are here to put the 'fun' in dysfunctional".

   My soul has been possessed by homicidal urges.