Holidays is a nightmare accompanied by a bucket of ashes with the only satisfaction coming from having survived it.

Which fairy tale do you want?  Snow White, Rumpstiltskin, Hamster Huey and the goofy Kablooey?

I love children. Fried, boiled or baked, it's all the same to me.

    "We are here to put the 'fun' in dysfunctional".

   My soul has been possessed by homicidal urges.

      He was forced to quit while he was behind.

Tis folly to be born delirious then tainted with a tad of insanity.