I was suffering an introspective spleen venting fit that resulted in homicide.

Open the door!  I can show you how to put the fun in mentally dysfunctional.

 
The first principle's of friendship is sharing and trust.

Subhuman's have learned to bathe, wear shoes, and eat their neighbor's behind closed doors.

Curb your combative nature.  Snack on dried fruit.  Practice squats.  Become a carnivore.