Just can't help being tiny and angry can you?

            I'm just a big cruddy hunk-a-burnin'-love

      Petunia my sweet, I've got to have you now!

The modern metropolitan equivalent of the camping weekend - plenty of straps and guy-ropes and hours of discomfort at the end of which you are soaking wet and sobbing.

Since you've asked for it, the decision has been made to let you have it.