Sometimes I just want to throw back my head and just gargle and gargle till I spit!

I suffer occasional spleen-venting fits when I prance around in my stilettos.  Otherwise, I'm rarely homicidal.

Farts are evil spirits that haunt those nearest to us.  I've personally been summoned to git'cha!

Putting the fun in morally dysfunctional while providing a snack for a loose tongue.