Little Willy found out that [Personhole] is not an acceptable de-sexed word.

Cannibalism, like the Junior League, is more than a lifestyle, it's a way of life.  As Hannibal Lecter would say, in an uncivilized age, there is nothing more civilized than having a few friends for dinner.

   M'ONNA GETCHA CHUCKIE!  M'ONNA GETCHA!

YA PEANUT HEADED SUCKER-FOOL!  YA UGLY KNUCKLE BUTTED DOG FACE PANTY-WAD!  TAKE ME ON!  YOU THINK I'M PLAYIN'?