Door-to-door salesman of eyesores and revenge

                           White man can dance

         He was meddling too much in eternal life.

Probably better to have him inside the tent pissin' out than outside pissin' in.

I've told you a hundred times Bernie, that's not funny!

It's a tad worse than stubbing one's toe and a little more disgusting than upchucking.

Guaranteed to cure stuttering.  Two known side effects, one long loud hysterical scream and a change of underwear.
(Another Vikki find)