It's a tad worse than stubbing one's toe and a little more disgusting than upchucking.

Guaranteed to cure stuttering.  Two known side effects, one long loud hysterical scream and a change of underwear.
(Another Vikki find)

There ain't no settling the point of precedency between tuna and mackerel !
(Found by Vikki)

Once you've completed your grooming, put your pants on and get on with your day.