Congratulations! You just landed a great position with a large company and the pay and benefits are excellent. The boss considers himself your benefactor and makes it clear he will give you great raises for a little something on the side. Don't hesitate! Be enthusiastic! You go girl! Give that old slacker all the tail he can handle but do it on your terms, right in front of the whole office. You'll need witnesses if he fires you for legal purposes. Now, go and get that big new raise or sexual discrimination settlement, whichever comes first!
