An enema under the influence of Ecstasy would probably feel much like this looks.

If you spread some Dimethyl Sulfoxide on your asshole, you can taste it on your tongue.

Try to catch a zombie in his own bed where he is most likely to be unarmed and unsuspecting, shoot him with a nail gun then finish the job with a really well made samurai sword.

She's just one little "Happy Trail" skipping along.