If you have a problem with me please write a sweet little note on a piece of pretty paper, fold it up neatly and put it in an envelope, then shove it straight up your ass.  I'll wait....

 I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

                                                                                            -oldprickbitches

Tis feast or famine, at least examine the game we came to play 'cause win or lose, it's how we use the cards that come our way...