I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

                                                                                            -oldprickbitches

Tis feast or famine, at least examine the game we came to play 'cause win or lose, it's how we use the cards that come our way...

Look, when it comes to zombies you really need to know what you're dealing with.  Zombies are excellent judges of character.  For instance if a human is the type to run away screaming, (that'd be me) you need to pick up a shovel and put up one hell'uva fight ( I could give it a go), or you can just faint dead away as it lumbers closer and closer.  They eat enough humans so they tend to get good at picking out the little faults of human behavior.  Guess you could attribute that to their success at catching slower humans off guard.

Zombies are not bound by anything.  It's a rarity  for them to make a commitment, now that's not to say they are immune to a little romance now and then, they are however, notoriously unreliable.  When a zombie is determined to do something (eat you), it's gonna 'git'er done'. Might be as soon as today, could be tomorrow.  Zombies are mysterious and serve their own purpose.