TEXAS!  Where men are still men and women will do if a farm animal isn't available.

If you have a vagina and an attitude, then it's considered a lethal combination but does promote successful sales of Viagra.

Q:  How can one tell whether one is in the presence of another cannibal?
A:   Generally, they have incisive reasoning and big strong teeth, the better to masticate with, even stronger incisors, a sharp wit, and a very sharp knife.  They like to check out their prey a bit with some firm squeezing, a little mild pinching to test the tone and firmness of muscle and fat.  They also have a lean and hungry look about them and cannot maintain their eagerness to sample a tid-bit so always stand clear or you will get bit.  Once bitten, it's on.

Budget meals are really quite tasty.  Not much meat in them but they are always well done

 Only Pussy Pop

 can ring my bells!