I had a colonic irrigation in this clinic because I just cannot do anything meaningful for myself including taking a shit.

Universally, sex is the liquid center of the great Newberry Fruit of friendship.

Underwear is such an emotional thing.

        Gorzilla by Saaderin
Take care of the cojones and the frijoles will take care of themselves.  Try to have getaway money-but don't be fanatic about it.

Never!  Piss a little man off.  He'll kill you for it.

Delusions are often functional.  A mother's opinions about her children's intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.

Ecstacy Goon, a tall thin, man with the face of a harassed rat who's eyebrows quiver, his eyes pop, his nostrils dilate, and the skin over his cheekbones tighten in anticipation of dining on a kidney pie, fresh cut and steaming from a dialysis patient, served au naturel, urethra detached.      Bon appetit!