Gorzilla by Saaderin
Take care of the cojones and the frijoles will take care of themselves.  Try to have getaway money-but don't be fanatic about it.

Never!  Piss a little man off.  He'll kill you for it.

Delusions are often functional.  A mother's opinions about her children's intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.

Ecstacy Goon, a tall thin, man with the face of a harassed rat who's eyebrows quiver, his eyes pop, his nostrils dilate, and the skin over his cheekbones tighten in anticipation of dining on a kidney pie, fresh cut and steaming from a dialysis patient, served au naturel, urethra detached.      Bon appetit!

                What a wonderful bird the frog are!
                When he walk, he fly almost;
                When he sing, he cry almost.
                He ain't got no tail hardly, either.
                He sit on what he ain't got almost.

                 Starkle, starkle little twink,
                 Who the hell you are you think?
                 I'm not under alcofluence of incohol,
                 Though some thinkle peep I am.
                 I fool so feelish.  I don't know who is me
                 for the drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

Halitosis is better'n no breath a'tall.