Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Oh, GAWD!  What if it had been a decent Beaujolais instead of a domestic Burgundy.  

Saturday, May 18, 2013

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat provided that the urge to surge remains constant.
My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, kick his ass raw and say, 'Make babies or die'!

Friday, May 17, 2013






 Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.  Busted his ass he did.  However, all was not lost...





He was reincarnated into a hard boiled egg and all cheered with enthusiasm as all was right in the world once more.


Tuesday, May 14, 2013

 Pickled Punks — A carny term, never used in front of the general public, describing deformed fetuses preserved in formaldehyde. These were prime attractions, often presented as the deformed offspring of crazed degenerate drug addicts. Real Punks were sometimes seized by authorities, since possessing human remains is illegal in most jurisdictions. Fake punks, called "bouncers," are now more often exhibited, floating in jars of weak tea (the color hides the artificial look). Bouncers are also popular with showmen because they can be crafted with especially grotesque features.
Colloquially known as “pickled punks”, traveling circuses used to use miscarried or aborted fetuses to attract the curious and morbid. While “pickled punks” are illegal now, recreating one is relatively easy and a quick Google search will show many sites dedicated to recreating these freaky little jar babies.

Bouncer — A rubber reproduction of a pickled punk (q.v.). There were any number of reasons for using reproductions instead of genuine specimens including local legal restrictions and easier availability.