Friday, April 26, 2013

Animal husbandry is a way of positively guaranteeing that both food and love will be amateur and mediocre, which means unthreatening and therefore desirable.
A grump usually escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.




"Chastity always takes its toll.  In some it produces pimples; in others worthy services". 

-Raunch Bitch