Friday, April 26, 2013

"The murals in restaurants are on par with the food museum which is on par with the fork, an instrument used chiefly for putting dead animals into the mouth".
        -Betty Burp
(Bureau of Vital statistics, Jacksonville, Florida)
"We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe."                       -So Sez Me





"I have the perfect cure for a sore throat.

Cut it".
    
            -Raunch Bitch