A warning should be issued with the use of this product also known as "Choke Cherry" jam.  Side effects include penile strangulation to the point on occasion it has taken a hospital emergency room doctor to remove said penile muscle after suffering a rupture before intended rapture cometh.   In the event it is applied to the rectum, it can not only grasp tightly to the penile member but has the unpleasant side effect of preventing a bowel movement for several days.  There have been reports of anal explosions though not serious are decidedly unpleasant and can result in blistering from the explosive force and gassy build up.  Other than those few minor details, it's a worthy product.

Oh, for the love of castigation!  Satan and her "Sadie Stick" reducing the whole dizzying and delirious range of Hell's possibilities boiled down to that one elemental, boring, bulimic cause and effect of assuaging the subconscious fears of impotence.  Another mystery takes a powder.   

 I'll huffs, and I'll puffs, and I'll blows your face offs!

There are two things that can ruin an enjoyable dinner: first is an obnoxious, complaining dinner companion; second is a leathery, chewy, gristled dinner companion.  I'll share with you the first rule of cannibal cuisine - fresh ingredients are a must and tenderizing in earnest greatly aids the digestion.

It has been rumored that certain Feminists for Animal Rights Organization Unbiased Technocrats (FAROUT), which attempts to expose the connections between sexism and speciesism, called for a more sensitive media portrayal of animals in, among other things, cartoons. The distorted images of animals displayed in the media, language, advertising, and cartoons distorts and degrades animals and some forms of insects. Is this not another form of pornography? I ask you.

I promise to write your life story with great warmth and bunches of charmth, what say you Rabbith?