Oh, for the love of castigation!  Satan and her "Sadie Stick" reducing the whole dizzying and delirious range of Hell's possibilities boiled down to that one elemental, boring, bulimic cause and effect of assuaging the subconscious fears of impotence.  Another mystery takes a powder.   

 I'll huffs, and I'll puffs, and I'll blows your face offs!

There are two things that can ruin an enjoyable dinner: first is an obnoxious, complaining dinner companion; second is a leathery, chewy, gristled dinner companion.  I'll share with you the first rule of cannibal cuisine - fresh ingredients are a must and tenderizing in earnest greatly aids the digestion.

It has been rumored that certain Feminists for Animal Rights Organization Unbiased Technocrats (FAROUT), which attempts to expose the connections between sexism and speciesism, called for a more sensitive media portrayal of animals in, among other things, cartoons. The distorted images of animals displayed in the media, language, advertising, and cartoons distorts and degrades animals and some forms of insects. Is this not another form of pornography? I ask you.

I promise to write your life story with great warmth and bunches of charmth, what say you Rabbith?

This is a public service announcement to promote awareness of potential hand to hand contact and unsolicited familiarity with a strange penis.  It is best to avoid shaking hands with an identified offender (see image above) and if contact is unavoidable use rubber gloves or hand sanitizer immediately after contact.
-The Bureau of The National Association of Masturbatory Affairs